Joan is from a special land called Signal Land. There, with her silver head antenna, she can pick up the signal of anyone who needs some help. Once she picks up their signal, her magic phone rings and she can speak with them and help them with whatever they may need. Unfortunately, so many people need help that Joan’s phone signal is often busy and only a select few can get through to her. Luckily for us Joan requires no sleep and feels more wonderful with each person she helps. I hope I can get through tonight so she can help me with this deadline. Joan? Ohhhh, Joannnn?